Chariots of the Gods

thors-chariotNo, we’re not talking about the late 60′s book or the 70′s documentary based on it. Today I’m talking about one of the favorite modes of travel for the Norse gods. The chariot pops up quite a bit in various sagas and myths, although sometimes it is called a cart and other times it is called a car. In all of the appearances there is usually something different to set this mode of travel apart from that used by ordinary folk. Let’s look at some of those cases.

Two of Every Animal
Although horses are the animal we most associate with chariots, the sagas liked mixing things up. Thor’s chariot was pulled by goats (we’ll talk more about this in a little bit) Frey’s was pulled by boars and Freya’s was pulled by cats. The last one brings up some crazy mental images for me since I imagine it would take a lot of cats to accomplish the task and it would take the powers of a goddess to get that many cats to do what you want them to do.

Thunder-cart
The Eddas list one of Thor’s names as Auku-Thor and tell us that this name means “Charioteer-Thor.” In addition, when Alvis the Dwarf visited Thor to ask for his daughter’s hand in marriage, he calls Thor “lord of chariots.” The god of thunder did in fact have a most impressive chariot. It was pulled by a pair of goats called Tooth-Grinder and Tooth-Gnasher. (Don’t think of them as the goats you might see in petting zoos. Norse goats are great, shaggy beasts with large, curving horns.) The rumbling of the chariot’s wheels as they rolled along was said to produce the sound of thunder. Thor was not allowed to drive his chariot over Bifrost the rainbow bridge for fear that this mighty rumbling would shake the bridge apart.

Brynhildr’s Hel-Ride
Brynhildr the Valkyrie, on her funeral pyre, was placed in a chariot lined with a rich tapestry. The Eddas tells of her then riding the chariot down to Hel. Along the way she encounters a giantess (who could have been Modgud, the guardian of the Gjallerbru – the bridge into Hel.) The giantess will not let her pass, stating that Brynhildr has pursued another’s husband and was “in evil hour born.” Brynhildr’s reply is bold and brash:
“From my chariot I will truly tell thee, thou witless crone! if thou desirest to know, how Giuki’s heirs made me both lovelorn and perjured.”

Light Vehicles
The chariot of Sol, the sun, was created by the gods from the sparks of fire that flew out of Muspelheim. Two horses pulled this chariot. The first was Arvakr “Early Awake” who was needed to make sure that the sun started its journey on time. The second was Alsvidr “Very Quick” who kept the chariot moving quickly enough that it would not scorch the earth beneath it. Skins full of cold air were placed beneath the withers of the horses to help keep them cool during their passage across the sky.
Mani, the moon, also runs “the round of heaven each day.” Unfortunately we don’t know any more about how he makes the journey. Assumptions can be dangerous but I think it is safe enough to assume he also has a chariot.

See you next time!

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Retro-Style Dwarf Warrior

UPAstyle_viking I got inspired to do a riff on the old UPA/Mary Blair style animation art this week. (If you’re not familiar with this stuff, check it out here.)There is something about that whole “no neck” school of character design that matches up with Dwarves so well.There was no cable TV when I was a little kid yet I still managed to watch and be influenced by a heck of a lot of cartoons. The other unusual thing about this piece for me is that it started on paper. Most of the stuff I do is born right on the computer, usually in a vector-based program, but I broke out the pencil, paper and marker for this one. After that it was scanned and went into Photoshop for texturing and coloring. I hope you like it.

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Best of Norse Mythology

People love ranking things. Search for Top Ten lists on the internet and you will get results for everything from the FBI’s top 10 fugitives to 10 bizarre theme parks from around the world. Writing such a list in this day and age seems to be a quick way to open yourself up to criticism. Luckily the internet was not around when the sagas were written and Grimismol told us all about the various best things in Norse mythology.

The Best of Food
Stanza 18 tells us about the magical boar Sæhrimnir, who has a confusing name since it means sooty sea-beast. This beast is cooked up by the chef “Sooty” in his huge cauldron “Fire-sooty” every night and supplies enough food to feed the entire host of Einherjar. Every morning the boar is reborn and ready to provide another night of delicious food.

The Best of Ships
Skithblathnir belonged to Freyr. The name means “wooden-bladed” and whenever its sails were raised a fair wind would appear to take the ship to its destination. The dwarves created this ship and although it is big enough to hold all of the gods and all of their weapons it can be folded down until it is small enough to fit in one’s pocket.

The Best of Trees
Yggdrasil, The World Tree earned this honor. Considering that this ash tree stretched from the depths of Hel all the way up to the heights of Asgard, that is no surprise.

The Best of Gods
Othin, or Odin, was called the greatest of gods. Some researchers have made the argument that Thor was more of a friend and guardian to the race of man than Odin. There is some merit to that argument but you should keep two things in mind. First of all, Odin was the ruler of the gods. Secondly, the poem Grimnismal is told from the point of view of Odin in disguise – who else is he going to say is the greatest?

The Best of Steeds
Sleipner, the eight-legged horse of Odin earns this distinction. Sleipner was born of Loki when the Trickster changed himself into a female horse to trick the giant who was building the walls of Asgard but Loki gave him to Odin. The grey horse was amazingly fast and even bore a rider down to Hel on more than one occasion. His name has worked its way into a number of kennings such as sea-slepnir – meaning a fast boat.

The Best of Bridges
Bifrost, sometimes appearing as Bilrost, is the rainbow bridge that connects Midgard and Asgard. The red color of the bridge is supposedly from flames that set the water beneath it to boiling. Bifrost is very strong and was constructed with incredible skill, but as good and strong as this bridge is there are two things it can not withstand: the chariot of Thor, god of Thunder; and the assault of the “sons of Muspell” during Ragnarok.

The Best of Skalds
Bragi, one of Odin’s sons, has this honor. It is not surprising since his name comes from the Norse word for poetry. He was sired by Odin while the ruler of the gods was stealing the mead of poetry from the giants. One of the things I find unusual is that Bragi was reported to be the only god that was welcome in all of the worlds. Everyone loves a good story or a sweet song and this god’s ability to share both of these things earned him friends wherever he went.

The Best of Hawks
Hobrok, or Hábrók, is reported to be the best of hawks, but unfortunately we have no other mention of him or her in the myths at all.

The Best of Hounds
Garm is the blood-stained hound that guards the gates to Hel. When Ragnarok comes he will burst his chains and run loose upon the world until he meets up with the god Tyr and the two of them slay each other. It is interesting that they choose a Hel-hound for the best of the category. Instead of going with a faithful companion animal or possibly a guardian type dog, Grimnismal basically chooses a monster for the best of hounds.

 

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Stand Up and Write

StandingDesk (Small)This is the 99th post here at markneumayer.com. As I have approached post number 100 on the blog I have been thinking a lot about why I do this and what I want to do going forward from this point. I have also been trying to pick up on the intersections between what you all like to read and what I like to create.

You might have noticed that I rarely blog about the process of my writing. Yes, I write novels and I have them up for sale and I would be immensely happy if lots and lots of people bought them. But I think there are way too many writers out there already who delight in sharing the minutiae of daily word count and every other imaginable detail of their writing lives. That just isn’t me.

I like to share cool things I have run across online, point out odd things I see in the myths, or highlight an artist that is doing great work. I’ll post my own artwork as well although I am the first one to admit that I am still developing in that area. It has all been a lot more fun than I thought it would be and that is what I want to keep in mind going forward from here: this should be fun for you and for me.

I am going to break with my usual trend and share a tiny bit of my process today. This is my new writing space. It is in the same room where my wife makes and ages her handmade soaps so the place smells great. We had a stack of scrap wood in the shed. I have been wanting a stand-up writing desk for some time. This past week I put those two things together and came up with this desk. Not the fanciest thing in the world. It is a little clunky in shape because the wood wasn’t long enough and I had to splice a lot of it together. But it works like a charm and I am very happy with the stand-up writing experience. I have got a chair standing by in case I get too tired. However I cranked through a 1,500 word session the other day without a problem so things are looking good right now.

I am putting together something special for post #100.  Still a bit of polish to go on it but I will be sharing it soon. See you then.

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Raven of the Teen Titans

Raven_TeenTitansRaven – this week’s kawaii superhero offering comes from the Teen Titans. While I do have some older issues of the comics that feature her, I was never into the character back then. I never really started liking Raven until the Teen Titans cartoon came out. She’s sarcastic, a bit of a recluse, smart, spends a lot of time reading – a girl after my own heart.

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12 Homes of the Gods

The homes of the gods are mentioned, to greater and lesser degrees in the epic poem Grimnismal. I am working from the 1923 translation by Henry Adams Bellows. Most of them consist of two parts: the land in which the home is located (usually something-heim) and the name of the actual hall located in that land. Heim is from Old Norse and translate as “home, world or land” so Nifleheim becomes Mist Home or Mist World.

1. Thruthheim
means roughly “might world” or “place of might”. Here is where Thor lives in Bilskirnir, his immense hall that has 540 rooms.

2. Ydalir
translates to Yew Dales. Just as in England many years later, the wood of the yew tree was highly prized for use in bows in the ancient Northern lands. It makes sense that Ull (also called Ullr) the god of archery would want his home to be set among a grove of yew trees.

3. Alfheim
the home of the Elves is also the home of the god Freyr. It was given to him by the other gods as a tooth-gift – a present received when a child cuts its first tooth.

4. Valaskjolf
means shelf of the slain and this home of Odin has a roof thatched with silver. Bellows believes that this is another name for Valhalla but I am not too sure about that.

5. Sökkvabekk
translates to “sinking stream” and we are told how cool waves flow there. Odin is supposed to go there everyday to drink wine out of golden cups with the goddess Saga. Unfortunately this is one of the only mentions of Saga so we don’t know much about her..

6. Gladsheim
is the “land of joy” and another one of Odin’s homes. This is the realm where Valhalla is located, the hall where the valkyries bring Odin’s share of the bravest warriors who have died in battle. This is the one place Grminismal tells us the most about. That fits since the main character of the poem is Odin himself. He tells us the hall is easy to recognize because its rafters are spears and its roof uses shields for shingles. The benches within the hall are covered with breastplates (a sign of wealth.) Finally we are told a wolf guards the western door while an eagle hovers above it.

7. Thrymheim
is the land of clamor and the mountain home of the giant Thjazi. After his death his daughter Skadi married one of the gods and lived there.

8. Breithablik
breaks the pattern of homes we have been learning about since it does not end in heim. It seems to me as if we are to assume that the hall is in Asgard but that is conjecture on my part. Breithablik is the home of Baldr. Since Baldr has the reputation of being the fairest of the gods the land he makes his home is reported to be free from everything unclean.

9.  Himinbjorg
The name can be translated as heaven’s cliffs and it is located by the edge of Bifrost, the rainbow bridge. This is because it is the home of Heimdall, guardian of the bridge.

10. Folkvang
belongs to Freyja. The “field of the folk” holds the hall Sessrimner. Bellows casts some doubt on the idea that Freyja receives the slain warriors that do not go to Odin. I haven’t read anything about this doubt anywhere else. Other sources seem pretty clear that Freyja gets half of the Einherjar warriors.

11. Glitnir
is another hall that is roofed with silver although this one also happens to have pillars made out of gold. The name means shining and the hall is the fomeof Forsetti, the Norse god of justice/judgement.

12. Noatun
can be translated to mean Ship’s Haven and it is the home of Njorth (Njord). He governs the winds and is the one responsible for calming the seas and allowing smooth passage of ships.

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Doom!

DoctorDoom_kawaiiHey folks, I’ve talked before about trying to do more illustrations of characters with hair. I have been a lot better about that, but not this week, because this week the doctor is in – Doctor Doom! No visible hair on this guy, that is for sure.

I have a soft spot for Jack Kirby character designs and I have a lot of fond memories of reading Fantastic Four issues that featured the tyrannical ruler of Latveria so it was only natural that I would do a kawaii version of the character at some point. It is more fun for me to do cutesy versions of the evil guys anyway. Remember, it isn’t really a picture of Doctor Doom if he isn’t shaking his fist. Can’t you just imagine him shouting “I shall defeat the accursed Fantastic Four. Doom is supreme!”

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